(I like that this has no gender pronouns, too.)
I like that the person asking for sex isn’t pissed off.
This is great.
this is 100 fucking percent how it should be
Don’t you want to take a leap of faith? Or become an old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone!
when you know a word in english but not your native language
when there’s no english equivalent to a word from your native language and vice versa
accidentally switching between your native language and english in a sentence
hearing someone speak your native language when you’re on vacation on some weird ass country
*whispers* just because i like a character does not mean that i approve his actions
[narrows eyes] james moriarty
If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?
someone should get to making a fandom bar.
no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!
because none of you ever leave the house nor are you old enough to drink
When Lily Evans told James Potter that she wouldn’t go out with him because he was a bully, he stopped bullying people and redeemed himself. When Lily told Severus Snape that she wouldn’t go out with him because he called her a racial slur, he went on to join a racist terrorist group.
Conclusion: James Potter handled rejection much better than Severus Snape does.
It would be funny if J.K. Rowling made an announcement that the post-series headmaster of Hogwarts was a slytherin man named Severus Jones who happened to ride the world’s tallest roller coaster 15 times and that was the slytherin headmaster “bravest man I ever knew” Harry named his kid after.
Zatanna for my top 25 superhero collage.
Osric Chau: Family Pet
Richard Spieght Junior and Rob Benedict: The Lovers
Matt Cohen: The Supermodel
Jim Beaver and Mark Sheppard: The Old Couple
Sebastian Roche: The Horny One
Misha Collins: The one everyone makes fun of
Jared Padalecki: Best Body
Jensen Ackles: The family weirdo
Mark Pellegrino: The one who is always just there